Hes A Cinnamon Roll

I don’t know what kind of needle I’d have to thread to find an audience for this post but here goes; I recently realised that both David Tennant and Michael Sheen have been on Top Gear ‘s star in a reasonably priced car segment and they’re both so entertaining to watch so I thought I’d share:

DT’s lap (about 5:30 into the video):

MS’s lap (about 7:30 into the video):

To summarise David Tennant had a difference of opinion with third gear and went on to Break The Car, and Michael Sheen drove like an absolute maniac and beat DT’s time by over two and a half seconds, which I’m led to believe is quite a lot in car language.

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Okay I can’t stop thinking about this:

Rick really missed out on the opportunity to have Nico just everywhere in all his other books in the PJO universe. Like Nico knows everyone some how. He’s friends with/knows a bunch of gods just somehow. He was the first demigod to know about the Greeks and the Romans. He’s even friends with the trogs! That boy would just be sat there in the tree in Valhalla (not getting eaten by the squirrel bc he’s friendly with them too somehow) or walking about the first nome or hell even helping out in the Egyptian underworld!! And no one really knows who he is he’s just there and everyone knows him as just that weird emo gay child. No one can convince me this doesn’t happen.

Zeus: When I got married, you know what Hera often said to me? Poseidon: Please stop sleeping with other people?

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PLEASE DON'T TELL AZIRAPHALE

in this house we respect neil gaiman's incredible mind cuz sir wtf

Sitting here watching s2xe5 and it’s the scene where Crowley is asking Aziraphale why his French is so bad and he says “I went to Monsieur Rossignol’s night classes in 1760”.

I decided to Google if this was a real person since the name wasn’t familiar to me, and instead I had my giant gay heart stomped on by Neil Gaiman once again.

The French word for nightingale: Rossignol

It’s the language of romance and Aziraphale took night classes with a Mr. Nightingale. I CAN’T BREATHE.

Greek Gods as Kermit Pictures

making my grand return with this masterpiece you’re welcome

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades 

Persephone

Demeter

Hera

Hestia

Athena

Hermes

Apollo

Artemis

Hephaestus

Aphrodite

Ares

Dionysus

WWWGD (what would Will Graham do)

Hera: Goodnight, moon.

Hera: Goodnight, tree.

Hera: Goodnight, the demon who haunts me and whom only I can see.