Zeus: When I Got Married, You Know What Hera Often Said To Me? Poseidon: Please Stop Sleeping With

I love all of him of course.

“hE’s NoT- He’S- WeLl hE’s cErTAinlY nOt NAkeD aNyMOrE!”

JEALOUS CROWLEY AND FLUSTERED AZIRAPHALE ARE TOO PERFECT💖😂💖 I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS SEASON

Poseidon: You're offered 5,000 dollars, but if you accept, then the person you hate the most in the world is offered 10,000. Would you take it?

Hades: of course, why would I turn down 15,000 dollars?

Poseidon:

Hades: :`)

act normal act normal act normal,,,

Whenever I see Nico and Mr. D interact I can’t help but think Mr. D likes the kid so much because of his Zagreus parallels.

*Nico showing off his sword*

Dionysus: Little does he know that’s a hand me down from ME

Hera: Goodnight, moon.

Hera: Goodnight, tree.

Hera: Goodnight, the demon who haunts me and whom only I can see.

i hope im not disturbing anyone with notifications

Parallels - Good Omens Seasons One & Two - Part One

what angst?? here is only angels laughing and having fun creating the universe