Misanthropy-m - Melik

Apollo is the kind of brother who would go to Artemis's room while she's minding her business just to switch off the lights or throw something on the floor and punch her stuffed toys because he is bored. and she would just stare at him wondering why he felt the need to do so

Okay I can’t stop thinking about this:

Rick really missed out on the opportunity to have Nico just everywhere in all his other books in the PJO universe. Like Nico knows everyone some how. He’s friends with/knows a bunch of gods just somehow. He was the first demigod to know about the Greeks and the Romans. He’s even friends with the trogs! That boy would just be sat there in the tree in Valhalla (not getting eaten by the squirrel bc he’s friendly with them too somehow) or walking about the first nome or hell even helping out in the Egyptian underworld!! And no one really knows who he is he’s just there and everyone knows him as just that weird emo gay child. No one can convince me this doesn’t happen.

Hera: Goodnight, moon.

Hera: Goodnight, tree.

Hera: Goodnight, the demon who haunts me and whom only I can see.

act normal act normal act normal,,,

ik he gets me

Hello, Mr Neil Gaiman Sir, why is it you no longer believe in tags on Tumblr? Signed, An Overtagger

Long ago I dreamed of a world in which Tumblr tags were used by people on Tumblr to find things. As time passed I realized how mistaken I had been. Tags on Tumblr are magical incantations, jokes, commentary, revelation and drunken folderol.

Zeus: When I got married, you know what Hera often said to me? Poseidon: Please stop sleeping with other people?

Still old work but this is one of my favourites.

WOWWWW THIS IS MY FIRST REBLOG EVER AND I'M MAKING THIS WITH MY CUTIE PIE INEFFABLE LESBIANS AND MY DISASTER PUPPY IT'S LIKE QRT'ING

The neighbors are suffering

WHERE IS MY CAR???? 🐍💦💦

Poseidon: You're offered 5,000 dollars, but if you accept, then the person you hate the most in the world is offered 10,000. Would you take it?

Hades: of course, why would I turn down 15,000 dollars?

Poseidon:

Hades: :`)

Part 2 of my Good Omens giphy stickers I made! Man.....with season 2 coming, it's gonna make me wanna make more You can use em in instagram stories, tiktok stories, etc... Find em' by searching Gomens in gif search