Why Do These Naked Women Keep Appearing On The Itafushi Tag??? We Haven't Suffered Enough Without Damn

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

Are you sexy because you’re gay or because you’re a wizard or is it because of a third, other thing?

Is it a cake because it has egg or because it has flour? You fool. You fucking idiot.

corruption is fun but have you ever considered sex as something divine? something holy in its own right? what purer form of worship is there than to devote your body, heart, and soul someone, to put every fiber of your being to the task of loving them? let me spread you out on the altar of our love and draw the divinity from your skin through touch and tongue and whispered words.

Everyone on here talking about Stiles mpreg but let's think this through. What makes more sense, that Stiles carried Derek's baby to term and left forever? Or that Stiles knocked Derek up unknowingly on their single hookup where they both got so awkward afterward not able to express their feelings that he left for 15 years to avoid it and Derek was too self sacrificing to tell Stiles and became a single dad? And Derek, Mr. Strange werewolf biology who aside from general werewolf shit like aging differently and shifting, can also fully turn his body into an actual wolf. Now who is more likely to have this baby? A seemingly cis male human like Stiles? Or Werewolf Derek with his already strange werewolf biology?

To be a robin :')

Parkner Headcanons cuz I’m perpetually in love

I imagine Harley flirting incessantly w Pete but he’s just an oblivious little bitch, hence the relationship status 🤧

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raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimised by mahito

WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK

how gorgeous is Choso !!!

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies