Corruption Is Fun But Have You Ever Considered Sex As Something Divine? Something Holy In Its Own Right?

i finally decided to watch the teen wolf movie instead of just letting myself get snippets of it without context and spoilers from searching through the tumblr tags, but good god...

i didn't realize how cringey this is.

not even six minutes into the movie and i literally full-body cringed when deaton said "we call him 'the alpha'."

DOES NO ONE REALIZE HOW HORRIBLE THAT SOUNDS OUT LOUD?? it makes scott sound like the biggest incel douche (which he lowkey is in my opinion, but still).

HE'S JUST SO 🤌🏻🩷

cover them up slut (your bleeding wounds)

heh... like what you see? ;) *tries to lean back in a seductive pose and passes out from blood loss*

Everyone on here talking about Stiles mpreg but let's think this through. What makes more sense, that Stiles carried Derek's baby to term and left forever? Or that Stiles knocked Derek up unknowingly on their single hookup where they both got so awkward afterward not able to express their feelings that he left for 15 years to avoid it and Derek was too self sacrificing to tell Stiles and became a single dad? And Derek, Mr. Strange werewolf biology who aside from general werewolf shit like aging differently and shifting, can also fully turn his body into an actual wolf. Now who is more likely to have this baby? A seemingly cis male human like Stiles? Or Werewolf Derek with his already strange werewolf biology?

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Took months of procrastination but I finally finished this. For bitches like me who wanna make a gymsona but are fuckin indecisive. An in-depth look at what Pokemon Type you should train

Seven years after, I see you again 😚

Are you sexy because you’re gay or because you’re a wizard or is it because of a third, other thing?

Is it a cake because it has egg or because it has flour? You fool. You fucking idiot.