'shoot I Left That In My Other Pants' Is An Underrated Phrase Bc It's True. Everything I Own Is In My

'shoot I left that in my other pants' is an underrated phrase bc it's true. Everything I own is in my cargo pockets, if it's not in my pocket now it will be tomorrow

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missingfish

3 months ago

Smaug <3

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missingfish

3 months ago

There is much pain in the world but not in this blog

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Misread as 'much T-pain in the world' yknow what hell yea

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missingfish

1 week ago

let’s do zoomies around mama

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missingfish

3 weeks ago

My liege, you cannot execute people for being "vassalslop"

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missingfish

4 months ago

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missingfish

3 weeks ago

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over