*exports You As A Jpeg* *and Turns The Quality Waaaaay Down*

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

Watching American Psycho so I can be a more educated hater of film bros

It indeed is

A concept

youre never alone. bacteria

Smaug <3

𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔤𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔫

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"