Wait What's A Buildings Fire Evacuation Plan If You Aren't Supposed To Use The Elevator To Get Down

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

Anxieties! Attack!

Tim: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Damian: Existence is a prison and being your brother is maximum security.

It’s not autumn until you bring out the family trebuchet.

Sorry to post about my thoughts and feelings again, but I have been yearning for the little things in life and would love nothing more than to take someone to brunch at a rooftop restaurant by the sea.

thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

Got another one

Leave me alone anthony james, in the name of the lord

“Please send help.”

“Babysitting not as easy as you thought?”

“They’re so small. Anything could kill them. I’ve never been more stressed in my entire life.”

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Breaking News Alert: our gracious prince has found the beautiful young woman who came thrice to his ball—once in a dress shimmering like starlight, once in a dress luminous as the moon, and once in a dress as golden and radiant as the sun on a summer day—only to discover that she was a scullery maid working in his own kitchen! needless to say she has been executed