“Please Send Help.”

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

Normalize getting sluttier, bloodier, and overall more insane

Is this a problem?

get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

Why does my hair look its best when I’ve put it up quickly without looking?? “Your hair is pretty like that” I have no idea what it looks like and will never be able to do this again but thank you

I hope you like weird girl energy because that's all I got

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth