Till Deactivation Do Us Part

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

Piebald raccoon (Procyon lotor) [x]

"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

I know it’s not the “cool” way to order coffee, but I just prefer my drinks boneless.

Florence Welch, Useless Magic: Lyrics and Poetry

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot