PERMANENTLY

i hope every troubled but endearing fictional man has the crust cut off his sandwich goodnight!

I love the “Bruce is strong enough to pick up post-Lazarus Jason through sheer will and training” trope obviously, but picture:

Jason and Bruce being so heavy/muscular/fucking big, that they’re the only ones who can pick the other up.

Cue Bruce getting called in anytime Jason’s down and they need to move him. Or Jason getting pointed puppy eyes from Alfred until he sighs and picks Bruce up and carries him to bed after he passes out on the couch.

animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..

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everyone’s comfort characters are either gay, mass murderers, mentally unstable or just straight up dead or all of these

I am an electric cursed object ⚡️

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

Couples shirt idea

when ur so so so so so so sleepy and then u fall asleep...... delicious