Misticsilver - Angsty Bitch With A Good Heart

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

I have to do something drastic. Well maybe I don't but that's how I feel

every night I think “wow this might be the night I go to bed early” and every time without fail I fuck it up

It’s not autumn until you bring out the family trebuchet.

is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal