Misticsilver - Angsty Bitch With A Good Heart

i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

Tim: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Damian: Existence is a prison and being your brother is maximum security.

"Daily kisses are in order, what is that? Coffee? You have to kiss me, what is that? A smile? You got it, kisses.. oh, do you want to cuddle?? That'll be 2 kisses.. did you wake up? I want a kiss, are you catching on? I think it's a great couples game.."

I would lose my mind in such a good way if you kissed me right now - eUë

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

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Are you going to let trump out live you

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you