I Love Illegal Immigration Like Yes Bitch Get In Here

wow taz amnesty is so cool... i wish west virginia was real 😔

I keep drawing penis...

joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong

blood test came back haunted

Breaking News Alert: our gracious prince has found the beautiful young woman who came thrice to his ball—once in a dress shimmering like starlight, once in a dress luminous as the moon, and once in a dress as golden and radiant as the sun on a summer day—only to discover that she was a scullery maid working in his own kitchen! needless to say she has been executed

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

dick: there is one very clear difference between us, i leave gotham to get a breath of fresh air, and you come back and inhale so deeply i genuinely become worried

jason: nothin like the smog and shmuck of gotham to get the blood pumping

dick: you need to get tested like immediately

Jealous of people with cool sounding nicknames. I used to be Silver, people used to call me Silver

Now I get called Autocorrect.