the holy grail types of fanfic
after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’
issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.
yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)
why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery
“Please send help.”
“Babysitting not as easy as you thought?”
“They’re so small. Anything could kill them. I’ve never been more stressed in my entire life.”
This is a tufted ground squirrel. IUCN Vulnerable to extinction and endemic to the island of Borneo/Kalimantan.
It has the largest tail to body size ratio of any mammal, with the tail being 130% the size of its body.
I just think everyone should see it
Mist • She/Her • 26Secondary blog for fics: @misticreads
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