Honestly One Of The Main Reasons To Assume Luigi Mangione Was Framed By The NYPD Is That The UHC Shooter

The only reason I haven’t slept with this man Is because he’s playing hard to get.

(He’s fictional btw)

Gorgeous, stunning, AND and insanely talented writer

I’m in love

i haven’t written anything in MONTHS and my brain told me today is the day i start writing again so perhaps i drop something soon !! 👀

also changed my hair color again and i feel like a new person

also gave myself bangs hehe

Best quality: his wiggles

my shaders did NOT react well with carrot cake…

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

I am an electric cursed object ⚡️

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run

I love hitting characters with the trans beam but I love it even more when the implications of that are 10 times funnier than their presumed cis identities. EXHIBIT A: Richard “Dick” Grayson.

Dick, filing his legal documents with Bruce: okay you’re gonna scratch that name and write down “Richard”. But everyone will call me Dick

Bruce: …are you sure about that

Dick: did I stutter

Bruce: it’s a… really outdated name chum the kids at school aren’t gonna be nice about it

Dick: I. don’t. Care. Are you gonna write that down or should I go do the paperwork with the WE lawyers tomorrow?

Bruce: okay okay fine… if that’s what makes you happy…

Dick: this is gonna be the funniest thing I have ever done in my life