Best Quality: His Wiggles

REMEMBER: [Men] can be bribed with [Snackie Treats]

This is REALLY how I find out about that huh

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I can be your shitty dad

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

due to personal reasons i will now remove all of my vertebrae and shuffle them like a pack of cards before putting them back in place in a completely different order

is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

I want the mcelroys to do an episode of dropouts breaking news so bad it would be so funny justin wouldn’t be able to get a word out he’d be wheezing the whole time