Wouldst Thou Like To Live Fergaliciously

Headcanon that Jason’s white hairstreak is so inconsistent in the comics because he keeps desperately trying to get rid of it and it just comes back. 

Maybe it makes more sense for it to be a stress thing, but I think it’s funnier if it’s just a weird magical side effect of the Lazarus pits.

So he dies it black, and the magic goes No. It’s white again within a week. He tries colouring it in with sharpie. No luck. He literally cuts that bit off and then he wakes up with more white hair than before.

He eventually has to call Talia like How Do I Get Rid Of It. 

She gives him the mystical speech equivalent of a vague shrug.

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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

no matter how bad today was, you still deserve to see tomorrow

Are you going to let trump out live you

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REMEMBER: [Men] can be bribed with [Snackie Treats]

Weighted blankets aren't enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press

“Please send help.”

“Babysitting not as easy as you thought?”

“They’re so small. Anything could kill them. I’ve never been more stressed in my entire life.”