Rewatching MHA, And I’m Sure Others Have Pointed It Out Before But When The Sludge Monster Is Trying

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

*retaining nothing you just said* got it

i miss his annoying ass

animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..

every night I think “wow this might be the night I go to bed early” and every time without fail I fuck it up

Tim: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Damian: Existence is a prison and being your brother is maximum security.

i need jason 'metalhead' todd to find out tim has a thing with kon (another alt bitch) and just. spiral

jason: you don't want to date alt men, don't date alt men, most of them are jobless alcoholics who sleep in their friend's basement. you know what alt men are good for? looking at, hanging out with and one night stands and even that is questionable. not long term relationships! alt men are horrible flings and even worse boyfriends dO NOT DATE AN ALT MAN. why do you think alt women never date alt men??? BECAUSE THEY KNOW

tim, barely listening: did you have a terrible alt boyfriend

jason: I AM THE TERRIBLE ALT BOYFRIEND

im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions