Not To Be Dramatic But! My Bedroom Windows!

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

"you've already left kudos here. :)" ok and I'll leave some more. You got a problem? Because in my opinion, this work is so good and the author totally deserves it

14/04/24

"I will plant my hands in the garden I will grow I know I know I know"

- Forough Farrokhzad; Another Birth

JOINTS IS PAIN

Source: abdul_rabby___

please be nice to me, i’m in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

It’s not autumn until you bring out the family trebuchet.

he needs enrichment

Gonna make his middle name Dean after Winchester for double the angst “it’s a family name” if someone asks

Naming my son a “J” name so I get to use Jaybird as a nickname and no one knows it’s really for Jason Todd, my beloved