“i Liked It Before It Was Cool” Well I Liked It AFTER It Was Cool When Everyone Abandoned It

Normalize getting sluttier, bloodier, and overall more insane

(flirting) you look so biteable today

I am an electric cursed object ⚡️

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

not my candy ass becoming a crab fisherman

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

The only reason I haven’t slept with this man Is because he’s playing hard to get.

(He’s fictional btw)

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3