"fuck It We Ball" Is For Stress About The Future "it Is What It Is" Is For Stress About The Past And

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

happy birthday to the god explosion murder dyamight

Borzois look like a shapeshifting fae creature that would either be a playful trickster or a bloodthirsty tool of the gods. There is no in-between.

Me, shivering and shaking bc I cannot regulate my own body temp: maybe I’ll turn down the fan just a tiny bit

My child, the moment my hand touches the control: combusts into fucking flames

you can pry happy endings from my cold-dead hands. It can be the most heart stopping, gut wrenching fic that has every existed and I will read every drop of it if I get my happy ending. I have had enough painful endings in real life, give me happy in my fantasy world. It can be at the last second, it can be a single sentence, even a single word. Give me all the angst and hurt in the world for 500,000 words, but please give me the comfort I need in the ending. please and thank you.

nevertheless, we ball

Bard: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Barbarian: [cracking knuckles] Manslaughter it is.