worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward
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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
ummm guys i love u btw, i think it's so sweet that we come on here and rb each others posts and create a little community of words and images
ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
Source: abdul_rabby___
this user likes their men a little fucked up, evil, and maybe even barely human
Borzois look like a shapeshifting fae creature that would either be a playful trickster or a bloodthirsty tool of the gods. There is no in-between.
wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously
Mist • She/Her • 26Secondary blog for fics: @misticreads
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