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Cleigh is a female equivalent to Clay

Hey, what name do you think is the most suitable name for a female!Clay? I thought about clayduette, clayette or clayuette. None of these names exist but Since clay is a male name and is not because I something against nameing her after a boy is just that I don’t find it suitable for a girl. And it is kind of hard to find a name who represent the same meaning as clay though.

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If you have time…

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The only reason Oscar isn’t up there is because seeing a flying trash can would be awkward looking #RIPBigBird. We’ll miss you, Caroll.

Well it is one of my top two favorite clay ships, the other one isn’t a canon character he’s my oc but that’s a different conversation.

I personally like ClayJack because it’s so different from other ships in a way. Not only are they super opposites but they have similar interests as well! Usually the opposites attract means zero interests in common. ClayJack in the other hand you can fucking see Jack teaching Clay how to ice skate because of how much the cowboy already knows, not to mention how cute it’d be to see Jack stealing Clay’s hat all the time I mean seriously adorabubble!!

Then Clay would definitely help Jack with confronting Chase and Wuya and helping him ease into a mundane life, because let’s be honest Jack isn’t cut out for xiaolin. Despite the fact that yes he has potential to be the dragon of metal but he was heylin for too long and he would just end up at square one again.

Then there’s Clays upbringing. Texas even have out a super homophobic law that states a MAN and WOMAN should only be married and with the intent of having children or something along those lines so I’m going off of that and saying his dad is a homophobe. His mom would definitely be in shock but get over in in a snap, his dad however would disown him after a long period of clay standing in front of him while he shouts abuse. After this he goes to Jacks warehouse with tears in his eyes. Protective-ass-boyfriend mode is activated. Wuya is super pissed too surprisingly(not rlly I mean she is def 100% lesbian) so she starts with how before world domination Mr. Pappy Bailey is gonna fuckin die. Of course Jack manages to shut her up and comforts Clay really well with blankets, cute westerns(b/c I love westerns ngl😋) and got chocolate. After a few months Clays dad apologizes to him and everything turns out fine. ... until Patty punches Jack in the face. Naw just kidding he likes Jack cause they both love computers.👍👍👍👍

Ok sorry I got carried away there... I just really live this ship and even if some people don’t I’m good with that👍👍👍👍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🥳🥳🥳👾☸️

Hey there people who like Clayjack, why do you like them together? I am genuinely curious.

The attorney is Jaskier you can’t change my mind.

The witcher Characters as stupid things that real people have said in court:

Attorney: What was the first thing your Husband said to you that morning?

Triss: He said "Where am I Yen"

Attorney: and why did that upset you?

Triss: CAUSE MY NAME IS TRISS

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Attorney: What were you wearing at the moment of the impact?

Sabrina: Gucci sweats an Reeboks

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Attorney: Are you sexually active?

Phlippa: no I just lie there

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Attorney: Now tell me, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Tissaia: Did you actually pass the bar exam??

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Attorney: Your youngest daughter, the 12 year old one. How old is she?

Geralt: 12, much like your I.Q.

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Attorney: Where you present when the picture was taken?

Yennefer: are you shitting me?

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Attorney: So the date of conception was August 8th?

Jaskier: Yes

Attorney: and what were you doing at that time?

Jaskier: Getting laid

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Attorney: You had four children right?

Tissaia: Yes

Attorney: How many were boys?

Tissaia: none

Attorney: Where there any girls?

Tissaia: Your honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney??

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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?

Rita: by death

Attorney: and by whose death was it terminated?

Rita: Take a guess

I have no pictures but I had a friend who had done a whole presentation on why bananas are the bane of the world

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

Is no one gonna talk about how a man was holding his chips in a paper cup?

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

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