Mitra-behind-the-slaughter - Димитрије

Reblog if you stan Clay Bailey with Facial Hair

The attorney is Jaskier you can’t change my mind.

The witcher Characters as stupid things that real people have said in court:

Attorney: What was the first thing your Husband said to you that morning?

Triss: He said "Where am I Yen"

Attorney: and why did that upset you?

Triss: CAUSE MY NAME IS TRISS

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Attorney: What were you wearing at the moment of the impact?

Sabrina: Gucci sweats an Reeboks

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Attorney: Are you sexually active?

Phlippa: no I just lie there

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Attorney: Now tell me, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Tissaia: Did you actually pass the bar exam??

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Attorney: Your youngest daughter, the 12 year old one. How old is she?

Geralt: 12, much like your I.Q.

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Attorney: Where you present when the picture was taken?

Yennefer: are you shitting me?

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Attorney: So the date of conception was August 8th?

Jaskier: Yes

Attorney: and what were you doing at that time?

Jaskier: Getting laid

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Attorney: You had four children right?

Tissaia: Yes

Attorney: How many were boys?

Tissaia: none

Attorney: Where there any girls?

Tissaia: Your honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney??

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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?

Rita: by death

Attorney: and by whose death was it terminated?

Rita: Take a guess

when someone touches you

ARE YOU PREPARED TO PING THE PONG? 

we were ROBBED of a real bromance between clay and rai and i am here to rectify that

thanks to @earthlassoed​ for the idea!!! 

Ok so prepare your tissues cause I’m about to break your hearts.

So we all know Runaan was coined and so were Lain and Tiadrin, right? Right.

And everybody’s talking about how, when they get out there’s gonna be a beautiful reunion between the Moonfam and all. But what is circumstances were different?

What if after being trapped in the coins they wouldn’t be able to retain normal bodily functions? Because they have no access to food, natural vitamins or water. And I mean obviously they can breathe and all but that’s a topic that I’d like to get into later.

So you can breathe sure but Runaan was already probably half starved to actual death and Lain and Tiadrin were fine from what we saw, I mean probably racked with guilt for leaving their only child, but fine. So back to the topic.

What if they weren’t frozen there? What if they died of dehydration, starvation or lack of oxygen even? That means that even if they are able to get out of there all that Rayla and Ethari would be looking forward to would be replaced with the corpses of their loved ones. And just imagine Rayla breaking down in tears being held be a silently screaming Ethari.

You’re welcome for your daily heartbreak ladies and gentle burrs. You may now start the rampage.

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you

Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.

Y’all motherfuckers better stop or else that beautiful, gorgeous, loyal and perfect creature will go extinct. I will put you down if you don’t stop this bullshit. This is exactly why humans should be arrested for shit like this. Y’all need to go behind bars. One day I shall put you away or put you AWAY and you will know my name is the lord. So stop slaughtering this majestic creature, work towards taking them instead. Make them feel calm and they will reciprocate that behavior. Dogs must Elbe shown that aggressive behavior is not good, but that does not make killing them like wild beasts acceptable.

WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY

Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff

This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.

If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!

DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!

Lyntel can beat the crap out of me and I’d pay her and say thank you

@fadedintheflames‘s apprentice Lyntel!~ I was working on this on my stream! It was so fun you guys! Ugh I love her so much

Bow just calls them Best Friend Squad this boi is so pure

been rewatching she-ra lately and wanted to put together my favorite ‘best friend squad’ moments together from season 1 :’)

Sacred blue Qui-ran calm yo titty baguette

I nose-breathed way too hard at this one