The Pipeline From “I Hate Smoking” Kid To Chain Smoker Is Too Real

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An emoji spell for Jeff Bezos to lose his money and his houses to fire.

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how INSANELY fucking funny would it be if 48 hours before the election this year both joe biden and donald trump inexplicably at the same time just dropped dead. like it was just their time to go. their half-corpse bodies had just had enough of this shit and they both just gave out. i think that would be the tipping point that would destroy america once and for all

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Y’all lookin at his pupils?? Boi he is crying! He doesn’t want to hurt the people he loves but he’s dying to pull the trigger and follow orders! He’s fighting between emotion and logic. Logic being to follow orders, like a good soldier would.

Execute Order 66

I live in Eastern Europe, Slovakia to specify, and we are give a 45 minute lunch break each day. During this we are allowed to leave the building to go outside to either buy lunch or go somewhere and eat. Unfortunately the walk to and from the nearest McDonalds is too long to make it back for our next class so it’s either treska s rožkom from the nearest Fresh or you bring your own food and stress about tests and seminars. Also you can only go out during the lunch break if you’re 18 or your parents sign a paper to say “yeah sure my kid can leave, if this bitch gets kidnapped we won’t be holding any teachers responsible”. Depends on the school as well.

i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside

You are the first hit of nicotine in my system

The shiver that runs down my spine

The looseness in my bones and the shaking in my hands

You are the disease that festers in my lungs

The cancer that I take in knowing my longing could kill me

You are the sting in the back of my throat

The pain of rejection I know is to come

You are the addiction I welcome

My hidden love, deadly addiction

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat 

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