Aw

Canonically Theodore gets the most b****es Simon the second-most and Alvin the least

Sorry scumbags but there are people online who have literally looked through ever single piece of media and made charts of this stuff.

Say what you like about the real world but in the canon of the Chipmunk's universe this is the way the results look.

Have a terrible day.

The pregnant stingray mystery has been solved

so there was a female stingray in an enclosure with 2 male sharks.

somehow it got pregnant.

did the sharks hybridise or was it a virgin birth?

neither!

stingrays can hold their breath for several minutes.

they can also leap and climb to a small degree.

the stingray escaped its enclosure, entered the male enclosure, had some fun, and then went back home.

You cannot make this up.

yeah

Art trade with @/Thatbirdguy_ on twitter

Had the privilege of drawing one of my favorite OCs of theirs, Knoxal the Echidna!

justifiable

Breakfast Burrito With Scrambled Egg, Chorizo, and Refried Beans Recipe

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Is this how you roll?

Eka's Portal administration today

true

Sharing a meme I found

nice

miss amy rose <3

oh @sigmaleph

you are not ready

in much more interesting news, today at work I got to explore an abandoned 500-year-old castle, seized by the state because of the owner's massive tax evasion

we spent an hour and half going all over the grounds, I'd never felt so #urbex

yes

cool

A collection of omens from the prairies 🤞🌾🌾