mix--n--match

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Caine: *tries to make funny faces to cheer him up, his eyes float out from his sides and roll as his tounge flails all over the place*

BUGABUGABUDEBUDEBOO!

Buddy: *just stares in confusion and horror*

-buddy anon

ok i think you’re scaring them.

Caine: Ugh everyone’s a critic

*closes mouth*

-buddy anon

yeah, well, can you help them or not?

Caine: Well gee uhh I don’t know can’t we give them something for that?

i don’t know. aren’t you supposed to be in charge here?

Caine: *pops in*

I see you two have missed another adventure, what’s the occasion?

-buddy anon

buddy had a nightmare.

Th-that glitch thing happened to me and i made you die, i don’t want that to happen, hold me pleeeease.

*sobs into their arms*

-buddy anon

(They hold them tighter.)

it’s ok. that’s not gonna happen. i won’t let it.

I-I HAD A BAD DREAM, A REALLY BAD DREAM!!!

-buddy anon

hey, it’s ok. it was just a nightmare. i’m here now.

BIG SIB??? YOU’RE OK?!?

*they stare at their hands and they’re normal, not abstracted and run to the door, opening it and latching onto Zooble*

-buddy anon

of course i am. are you?

(They hug them back.)

*the knock wakes them up leading to an ear piercing scream*

NO!

*they begin to sob and hide under their blanket*

-buddy anon

buddy??? are you ok?????

(If they had the keys to their room, they’d already be inside.)

*crying in their sleep, they are having a nightmare that they abstracted and are killing zooble*

N-no, STOP! I DONT WANNA DO THIS!

-buddy anon

(There’s a knock on their door.)

moodboard for when its all just so funny

@perkys420

Given that plastic mask, do you think you have other Zooble parts that resemble other members?

sometimes, yeah. but they probably won’t do anything for them like the mask does with gangle. what’s jax gonna do with an extra set of plastic ears

Buddy: *hugs*

THANK YOU MX. ZOOBLE, YOU'RE THE BEST!

(They hug them back, smiling.)

of course, little guy. anytime.

Buddy: *sniffling, missing their toy rocket, they missed all their toys from home so it felt good having one again*

hey, i found something.

(They hand them a thoroughly cleaned toy rocket.)

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

i think they’re someone hanging over there

.......please tell me you mean like. hanging out.

Caine: *pops Bubble and hands Zooble the toy*

WASH IT.....

uh, thanks. i will.

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

Bubble: *says gibberish in reverse*

.......yeah ok.

Bubble: om nom nom

hey uh. bubble. can you please let buddy have a toy?

Caine: I tried and...... Bubble has 57 new chew toys...

oh god (🎉) it.

Caine: Sorry, Bubble needed a new chew toy.

can’t you make a new one or something?

Buddy: Gangle let me test the kid's meal toys! :D

But then Caine turned it to confetti when we got back :(

aw man :( i’ll ask him if you can have it back

compared myself to people my age who are so much farther ahead in life than me

waves my magic wand and nothing visibly changes but you get a little uncomfortable and i smirk and walk out of the room

If it makes you feel better she didn't do it on purpose

...that’s good at least. well, not good, but. least she didn’t mean to...

How was your first adventure in ages?

not good?? i was stuck flipping burgers on fear of violent punishment. also apparently gangle ran out into traffic and i think it might be my fault

M!A: *collapses from exhaustion*

Buddy: EEK!

lol. serves you right