Caine: I Tried And...... Bubble Has 57 New Chew Toys...

Buddy: Im sorry im so weak...

you’re not weak.

Buddy: *that alone seems to calm them down a bit*

Can I watch things with you? something quiet and relaxing...

of course. i think caine keeps some old royalty-free cartoons around here somewhere...

(Whoever made the circus apparently didn’t want to deal with copyright, so now everyone has to live like they’re in Skinamarink.)

Caine: And..... if what you say about the adventures are true then, I'm sorry that I'm such a subpar ringmaster.

*circus begins to slightly glitch as he sighs, nothing dangerous but noticeable*

(They flinch back a little bit. Despite his good intentions, they are now afraid to criticize him, because apparently if he has a breakdown the whole circus abstracts in a way.)

Caine: *snaps fingers and changes their colour scheme to one similar to the frankenstein monster*

What do ya think?

.......um..........

(They don’t know.)

I can't find the ask i made this image for which saddens me but here's funny seal smokes a blunt if you guys wanna see it again

???: *nods trying to be brave*

ok.... but if she's the teacher then who are you...

um, i’m........the..........janitor. you can call me zooble.

(Not their best improv but whatever. They offer them a hand, wishing they were made of something a bit more comforting than cold, hard plastic.)

realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

they’re literally me

Gangle: .....

...sorry. um. you can go back if you want.

???: but if i have a new name mama won't find me...

she will, little buddy.