Quoth The Raven, "Fuck My Stupid Baka Life"

Buddy: who's there....?

it’s zooble. uh, is everything ok in there?

???: *nods trying to be brave*

ok.... but if she's the teacher then who are you...

um, i’m........the..........janitor. you can call me zooble.

(Not their best improv but whatever. They offer them a hand, wishing they were made of something a bit more comforting than cold, hard plastic.)

Buddy: what....

*sniffle*

you ok in there?

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(ooc) btw i love zooble so if m!a is mean to them its just cause i like playing villains lol

(ooc) i get that, so do i >:3

???: *gets upset and covers their eyes again from shyness*

hey, no, she’s really nice. promise! wanna go meet her now?

i hope u explode

BACKFLIP

Caine: *pops in, sees Buddy upset and eyes fill with rage*

WHO DID THIS?!?!

it was jax. he thought they were an npc WHICH THEY’RE NOT JUST SO WE ARE CLEAR

(They instinctively take a sort of protective stance over them, knowing how Caine can misunderstand things and what happened to Gummigoo.)

so hard to explain your personal inside jokes but. okay so every time i roll a joint i’m like hmm how much is left in the tray.. about a joints worth..

and then i get caught up thinking about a weed butler named jointsworth