*random npcs from various adventures glitch in and out trying to strike
conversations with Zooble*
(Some of them seem to merge together in horrific amalgamations. For some, flat yet realistic placeholder textures are used, making them look almost like they’re made from paper cutouts.)
Buddy: pinkie promise?
pinky promise.
(They hold out their pinky finger.)
Gangle: *wails*
M!A: Actually I'll find you a more suitable friend.
*takes them into Jax's room and picks him up, who is sleeping through it all in his smug fashion*
I know you two get along soooo well
uggghhhhh.
(They don’t feel bad about this, but they don’t want to be stuck with him either.)
Caine: *tries to make funny faces to cheer him up, his eyes float out from his sides and roll as his tounge flails all over the place*
BUGABUGABUDEBUDEBOO!
Buddy: *just stares in confusion and horror*
-buddy anon
ok i think you’re scaring them.
Caine: An unfinished graveyard map
uh-huh. why is that...um...
(They’ve never seen him as a human, but they can somehow tell that’s Kaufmo’s face. And since so many other people abstracted, then that means the rest of the faces are . . .)
(They really don’t want to say it out loud. They just hope Gangle hasn’t realized yet, especially since she knew more of these people than they did.)
*sends you back to the circus and stops the marching*
Caine: Wow Zooble, how'd ya stop it?
i asked some weird voice in my head. anyways there’s things in the circus that can control us apparently
we dont actually know what the most evil animal on earth is. if bunnies could speak they may say terrible, terrible things
Buddy: *asleep*
(They sigh, pulling them into their lap.)
Th-that glitch thing happened to me and i made you die, i don’t want that to happen, hold me pleeeease.
*sobs into their arms*
-buddy anon
(They hold them tighter.)
it’s ok. that’s not gonna happen. i won’t let it.
M!A: It's okay we won't hurt your kid hehe
good.
Caine: *snaps fingers and changes their colour scheme to one similar to the frankenstein monster*
What do ya think?
.......um..........
(They don’t know.)
zooble (stupid name ik), 22, any pronouns. found out how to get online 👍 couldn’t remember my old tumblr login info tho (rp blog run by @charrators)
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