Funniest Draft Ever. What The Fuck Was I Realizing

How are you feeling?

I won’t play your psychological games

Caine: *calmly pops in*

Heyyy uhhh buddy, welcome to the ama- i mean daycare?

*looks at Zooble for approval*

(They nod, still holding onto them.)

@perkys420

???: but if i have a new name mama won't find me...

she will, little buddy.

the rich aren’t people

Eat the rich and eat the poor, we call that cannibalism

Oh! Here's a grand idea! Let's not eat.. people.

*sobs softly*

home.... where home?

(Their expression softens, realizing that this new person is most likely a child.)

hey, it’s ok, buddy. do you...remember putting on a headset?

i think they’re someone hanging over there

.......please tell me you mean like. hanging out.

Buddy: Im a dolphin!

*taped a cardboard fin to their back*

ooh, cool costume!

M!A: He's taking the day off >:)

*makes them jump off, despite the safe landing it is a very high fall*

(Instinctively, they scream in fear. All of their parts come off when they hit the ground.)

Caine: I'M TRYING!

*snaps his fingers but it just teleports a small mannequin atop her head*

Mannequin: YAY FREE TAXI!

oh for (🎉)’s sake-