Caine: Maybe I Should Make A Better Therapist AI, For The Both Of Us.

M!A: *makes Zooble stand up straight in that soldier pose again*

Buddy: *gently rolls over*

oh god not this again

M!A: *makes Zooble throw her, breaking her mask*

(🎉)- GANGLE I’M SO SORRY

M!A: *marches them towards the circus and breaks them through Gangle's room and pick her up*

Gangle: *woken up*

Wha.... zooble?

sorry. it’s the. the magic guy again. i’m not doing this. um, you should probably leave.

"you've got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?" easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you've got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that's mostly unrelated

Buddy: *that alone seems to calm them down a bit*

Can I watch things with you? something quiet and relaxing...

of course. i think caine keeps some old royalty-free cartoons around here somewhere...

(Whoever made the circus apparently didn’t want to deal with copyright, so now everyone has to live like they’re in Skinamarink.)

Gangle: *wails*

M!A: Actually I'll find you a more suitable friend.

*takes them into Jax's room and picks him up, who is sleeping through it all in his smug fashion*

I know you two get along soooo well

uggghhhhh.

(They don’t feel bad about this, but they don’t want to be stuck with him either.)

Mannequin: Phew what a relief

*the legs suddenly jolt Zooble back up and continue*

Mannequin: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

I DON’T (🎉)ING KNOW EITHER

Albert: *gasps* no way.....no way its you...! after so many years...its finally you...! oh my god...! long lost step-cousin!!! i missed you! *he hugs her tightly* oh my i missed you so much!

um...hi? do i know you?

Caine: An unfinished graveyard map

uh-huh. why is that...um...

(They’ve never seen him as a human, but they can somehow tell that’s Kaufmo’s face. And since so many other people abstracted, then that means the rest of the faces are . . .)

(They really don’t want to say it out loud. They just hope Gangle hasn’t realized yet, especially since she knew more of these people than they did.)

M!A: 🎶Zooble The Parent! Zooble The Parent!🎶

shut up. i’m...i can’t be a parent.