*a New Member Appears In The Circus, Teleporting Behind Zooble, They Look Like A Small Pre-school Toy,

I have finally found a perfect way to describe my gender and it is “the situation.”

Caine: *laughs*

Boy have i outdone myself!

*pops away*

(They sigh.)

Buddy: *asleep*

(They sigh, pulling them into their lap.)

M!A: *marches them towards the circus and breaks them through Gangle's room and pick her up*

Gangle: *woken up*

Wha.... zooble?

sorry. it’s the. the magic guy again. i’m not doing this. um, you should probably leave.

Buddy: I'LL SAVE YOU!

M!A: *teleports Buddy back to their room and locks the door*

...buddy? BUDDY?????

Buddy: pinkie promise?

pinky promise.

(They hold out their pinky finger.)

Buddy: *tilts head in scared and upset curiousity*

have you played video games before?

Caine: Oh ok, what would you like?

not....this?

Buddy: what....

*sniffle*

you ok in there?

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring