Caine: *pops in, screaming from excitement at a new member*
Buddy: *screams and cries, hiding behind Zooble*
don’t do that, you’re scaring them! buddy, it’s ok, this is just caine. um- hang on a sec.
(They pull Caine aside, explaining that Buddy thinks they’re at daycare and they don’t want to shatter that illusion.)
*Meanwhile*
M!A: *Jax let them out whilst getting patties*
WHAT DAY IS THIS?!?!
i don’t (🎉)ing know man
Caine: *pops in and notices how dark things got*
Wow such a contrast, any luck stopping yet?
no. hey any idea what the (🎉) this is
Buddy: *knocks on Zooble's door*
Trick or treat!
oh hey, little guy! is it halloween already?
Mannequin: Phew what a relief
*the legs suddenly jolt Zooble back up and continue*
Mannequin: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!
I DON’T (🎉)ING KNOW EITHER
Caine: *comes back from the void*
CEASE YOU UNHOLY APPARITION!
*slaps Zooble around the face causing the M!A to lose control*
(They collapse to the ground, exhausted.)
???: ok? why?
i don’t- nobody here knows why this happens.
How are you feeling?
I won’t play your psychological games
I just want queer safety and queer happiness
M!A: It's okay we won't hurt your kid hehe
good.
zooble (stupid name ik), 22, any pronouns. found out how to get online 👍 couldn’t remember my old tumblr login info tho (rp blog run by @charrators)
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