Buddy: *they Hear Zooble's Footsteps, But Get Scared Not Knowing It's Them*

Gangle: Hmmm, I think the map infinitely generates...

huh. you don’t think it’ll eventually generate something really messed up do y- OH WHAT THE (🎉)

(The map has generated a cemetery. The names on the tombstones are all blurred.)

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

*A few weeks later*

Buddy: *trying to look forward to their first christmas without their family*

Santa can come here right?

of course he can.

???: *sniff*

b-buddy.... buh dee.... can that be my name?

sure it can!

How was your first adventure in ages?

not good?? i was stuck flipping burgers on fear of violent punishment. also apparently gangle ran out into traffic and i think it might be my fault

Buddy: *lost in the office maze, having wandered off by accident*

MAMA! HELP!

*starts to hug their knees and cry hysterically*

(Somehow, they also ended up in the office maze. It’s odd, seeing something so mundane and dull and real, but right now they need to find Buddy. They think they hear them, crying for their mother.)

Caine: *snaps fingers and changes their colour scheme to one similar to the frankenstein monster*

What do ya think?

.......um..........

(They don’t know.)

Caine: Hmmmm, my anti-virus software doesn't detect anything so I'm gonna go drink water AGAIN!

*flies off*

...you’re (🎉)in’ useless, caine.

daily affirmations:

i’ve gotta get out of here

this can’t be happening

life is good