Buddy: what kind of daycare is this....
a weird one, i know. but you’re gonna be ok. i won’t let anything bad happen to you.
M!A: It's okay we won't hurt your kid hehe
good.
Gangle: *wails*
M!A: Actually I'll find you a more suitable friend.
*takes them into Jax's room and picks him up, who is sleeping through it all in his smug fashion*
I know you two get along soooo well
uggghhhhh.
(They don’t feel bad about this, but they don’t want to be stuck with him either.)
Hehehehehehehe, we don't mean harm, just mischief.
just leave us alone.
Buddy: *sobbing in their room in the morning*
(There’s a knock on their door.)
I don't want to come across as needy but if someone doesn't interact with one of my posts within ten minutes of me posting it I die immediately
*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?
need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
Buddy: NO DONT HURT ME MONS-
*notices it's Zooble and hugs them, letting it out*
(They hug them back, wishing they were softer but offering as much comfort as they can.)
I'm full of wrath!!!!!!!! haha just kidding. I feel pretty ok
zooble (stupid name ik), 22, any pronouns. found out how to get online 👍 couldn’t remember my old tumblr login info tho (rp blog run by @charrators)
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