Buddy: *has A Panic Attack Similar To Gummigoo*

love whatever this genre of nightmare images is

???: Are you the teacher?

*thinks they are in daycare*

(They laugh a little bit. They’ve never been super good with kids.)

no, i’m not.

(Then, an idea comes to their mind. When they were talking about their past lives, Ragatha mentioned being a kindergarten teacher. Or maybe just studying early childhood education. Something like that. Maybe . . . maybe if they convince this kid this is just some sort of weird-looking daycare, that they’ll be able to go home eventually, then they’ll be fine.)

i can take you to go see the teacher, though.

Caine: Ummmm

*juggles his eyes to make Buddy laugh, which works*

(They smile, relieved.)

M!A: 🎶Zooble The Parent! Zooble The Parent!🎶

shut up. i’m...i can’t be a parent.

Buddy: I don't wanna go back to bed, can we do something?

sure. what do you wanna do?

Oh also I wanted to let you know to be careful when posting or rebooting those Gaiza fundraising posts

They might be scams

And they are just draining your money

I've heard of a few of my friends getting scammed by them as well

So just be careful

-mod of the Jax acc

(ooc) i appreciate your concern but i’d rather get scammed than ignore a real donation post /nm

Caine:

*swoops in*

OOOOOH ZOOOOOBLE, I THINK I FOUND YOUR TYPE OF ADVENTURE!

oh god. what is it

Caine: Hmmmm, my anti-virus software doesn't detect anything so I'm gonna go drink water AGAIN!

*flies off*

...you’re (🎉)in’ useless, caine.

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring