It's Always So Funny How People Characterize Peter Parker As Someone Who Begins His Superhero Career

i just think modern spider-man comics would be vastly improved if they gave peter his motorcycle back

Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #19 preview

Dark Web is over, but the effects will shake Spider-Man for a long time. To recover, Peter Parker and Felicia Hardy, the Black Cat, escape from the city to an exclusive spa in the Catskills! Surely, trouble won’t follow our Web-Head and ruin his romantic getaway.

[Kelly, Joe. (w), Terry Dodson (a/c), and Rachel Dodson (i).] The Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #19 (Feb. 2023), [Marvel Comics]: 03-06.

can i get a pound of the virginia ham and can you whimper a little while youre slicing it. yeah daddy likes that. now let me taste the sample

Felicia Hardy calling Mary Jane the wrong name will never not be funny, she’s so insidious 😭😭

Also Felicia sending Peter thirst traps in the mail. Not even email, she’s getting nudes developed to send them to Peter

reading the ultimate comics

Spider-Man and Black Cat through the years.

Writer: Paul Jenkins

Penciller: Mark Buckingham

Peter Parker: Spider-Man #25

I've been saying this for years but I've finally found the funniest way to say it, in the MCU Tony Stark isn't so much Peter Parker's father figure as he is his deadbeat dad figure. Like Tony shows up once a year to take Peter to a baseball game kinda vibe. Tony in homecoming is like hey kid I know I haven't seen or spoken to you in months but I bought you something and that's basically the same as emotional support. Tony taking Peter to Germany in civil war is like when your deadbeat dad tells your mom you're having father-son time but he's really just taking you to his guys' poker night and trying to get you to cheat for him. When Tony says you're nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it, it's like when your dad says if you're not going to follow my rules in my house you can leave, I put a roof over our heads what else could you possibly want from me. Tony mourning Peter after infinity war and calling him his kid is like when your dad only wants to hang out with you after he's lost custody. Like well and truly deadbeat behavior no wonder the fanon is like that