Mjapologist - MJ

thinking of her (girlboss betty)

(web of spider-man vol. 1 #17)

you: So, I was wanting to start working at your firm because I’m considering accounting as a career.

the man you agreed to interview with in this cafe: I see. I have to say, it’s a welcome change to have someone your age looking for a career instead of something to support their….I dont know, rock band, haha! 

you: Haha, yes, well, I try to stay focused. [you take a drink from your coffee] 

the man: While we’ve hired people with little to no experience, I have to ask– would you happen to have any previous experience in this field? 

you: Oh! I understand completely. The past three years I’ve actually interned a- 

spiderman: 

A funny thing about older comic books is that sometimes, when a character is being a misogynist, I'm like, "And I'm choosing to ignore that. The modern version of him would never say that 😌" and other times I'm like, "Yeah, he's definitely still a misogynist in the 2020s." It ain't even related to if I like the character or not since there are plenty of characters I like, but for some reason, the idea of them being a bit sexist feels more ... idk ... integral? to the character than to others.

from Amazing Spider-Man #1

i need you to kill yourself

sir yes sir *aims revolver at own head, misses all 6 shots, walks away dejected*

Amazing Spider-Man #25 - “Welcome to Omaha, Spider-Man” (2023)

written by Rainbow Rowell art by Alvaro Lopez & Andrew Crossley

i love peter as a theoretical concept but great googly moogly would I hate him if he existed as a real person. messy, lame, never responds, acts smarter than you and is, reads 50 shades, can’t name a single music artist, comes home at 3 am every night like we can’t hear his squeaky ass window smh

peter parker: secretly spider-man’s boyfriend since 1962

Felicia has nictating membranes in her eyes, and only needs to blink once every one or two hours