Turns Out Im Really Salty

EXCUSE ME WTF

arguably this is the funniest part about Jason in The Burning Maze:

no 🫶

if i said i was open to lance whump prompts would there be much of an audience…? 😶

YES GIMME THE ELECTRIC GREMLIN 👹

I know a lot of people picture Thalia Grace as tall because she’s the daughter of Zeus, but her being short is far too much funnier to me.

Give me Thalia being a tiny, electric ball of rage.

Give me Thalia wearing 4 inch platform boots… just to be 5’5.

Give me Thalia doing a quadruple take at how big Annabeth had gotten after she came out of the tree.

Give me Percy using her head as an armrest one day, and getting zapped all the way across camp.

Give me Thalia being a whole foot shorter than her little brother Jason. (He wouldn’t say anything about it, he’s a sweetheart)

It’s in my head now, and I’m spreading it as much as I can.

Tagging @florenceisstrange, @starlightshadowsworld, and @ishouldsleepbut, I want to hear your thoughts on this.

Hello, I hope you and your family are well. Can you please help me recycle the post on my account? 🌺 And help rescue my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏 Thank you.

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i cant donate right now, but i will spread the word!

go help this family, it takes only a minute, probably less than that actually. its incredibly easy, even a dollar helps. thank you! 🫶

yay i got it right

I'd have to pick the titan's curse just for the whole hoover dam joke

i grabbed it off the streets it looked sad

There's... There's another cat in the manor? When did we get another one?

lemme just go get some tissues to mop up the pool of snot and tears coming out of my eyes and nose

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

oh!

you guys need so much therapy

My love life is dead like Jason.

Hello everyone, I'm Karam Al Nabih from Gaza. My home, dreams, and university have been destroyed by the war. I'm a software engineer in my final semester, and I'm urgently seeking your support to rebuild my life and help my sick mother.

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are you okay

If iwasnt dizzy rightnow, id run away n join the circus

never lonely at the circus