EXCUSE ME WTF

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I'd have to pick the titan's curse just for the whole hoover dam joke

oh hey mr. d.. is that wine? are you supposed to have that? (btw im a child of persephone)

out of context cdverse memes part 7

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I am Karim from Gaza, I am 22 years old, a student in the College of Nursing.

I have two brothers, Aboud, who is 10 years old, and Hala, who is almost 12 years old.

My parents are elderly. We are living a tragedy in the October War.

My little brother suffers from malnutrition. My mother lost my brother a few years ago due to the 2014 war.

His name is Aboud as well. She gave birth again and named him Aboud after my brother who died due to the wars on Gaza.

We do not want to lose my second brother. You are our hope. We need your help in order to escape death and live in safety and peace.

We do not want more than to feel safe. I am working to raise money for my family.

I need money to save them from death. We are here in certain death every minute.

Please help us. Hope will be spent on food and the largest part will be spent on passing through the crossing to exit Gaza and part on providing temporary housing.

I need you. My family and I need you.

Every donation saves a family.

gofundme.com

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OMFG LMAO IM DYING HEALP

headcanon that children of athena do have powers. it's just that of spiderman. but due to their arachnaphobia. they refuse to acknowledge that side of their god-given abilities and rely on intelligence and strategy to survive.

Hello everyone, I am Dr. Muhammad Imad Sharab... who lives in the Gaza Strip and who has witnessed a brutal war for the 331st day and is still waging this evil war that has not had mercy on anyone who has not been free of death, no matter how big or even the whole bottle was shattered, in which we lost the people most dear to our hearts. We lost my grandfather, my cousin’s children, and her children, and our house and my grandfather’s house were bombed

Our house, which consists of three areas, in which I and my father live, and my grandfather’s house, in which my grandfather, may God have mercy on him, lives, accordingly.

My mother is on the last floor of our lives. Please help us rehabilitate our lives again, even if it is just a little. We are grateful to you and thank you. We ask you to support me and my family..😢😢

https://www.gofundme.com/f/eyz7k-safe-my-family?utm_campaign=p_cp%2Bfundraiser-sidebar&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAab1bGVLZnQTpKsftaNoyTci2n5aZk4NhZB0YHtJ0s3_H8oVyYuqm_vAQNw_aem_W5wfoamwcESvLXNvAmHroA

SUPPORT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

love that will has the handwriting of a doctor

demigod handwriting!!

ive reached the peqk of boredom

i tried

i hc that he cant cook, or do laundry but not cause he cant, he doesnt know how to with ovens/washers and dryers. this man learned how to do it with a campfire and a river. he does not know how a oven and stove works. he scrubbed clothes in a running river, do you think this man knows how the hell to use a washing machine? he roasted an apple on a stick over a fire, but he cant figure out how to work a toaster to make toast properly and almost burns the damn house down. bruce has made so many clothes get discolored or shrinked or damaged or damaged or ALL THREE that he has been banned from even getting laundry from the laundry room. he has gone through so many toasters that he needs supervision to get a glass of water cause he somehow set the smoke alarm off from getting a glass of water.

I hate when people make out Bruce in their posts and fanfics as needing Alfred for anything.

"Bruce cannot cook because he always had Alfred."

"Bruce has never do his own laundry because he always had Alfred."

"Bruce never cleaned anything because he has Alfred."

Oh my goddesses, shut the fuck up. Can y'all stop treating Bruce like he is some random rich white guy and not Bruce??? HE RAN AWAY TO GO TRAIN AROUND THE WORLD. Do you really think the multiple masters he had would have cooked for him and do his laundry??? He probably was left alone with nothing but the clothes on his back to test his survival skills. He knows how to cook in the middle of nowhere, he wouldn't be alive if he didn't.

And even if we forget all of that, he was raised by Alfred Pennyworth. Y'all really think Alfred babied Bruce? He was his guardian, not just his butler. A normal rich kid with LIVING parents and a butler probably wouldn't know how to clean after themself, but Bruce? Bruce who got in so many fights as a kid? Bruce who was full of anger and pain? You think Alfred never made him clean the whole east ballroom because he didn't like the tone Bruce used to talk to him? I don't think so. I don't think the butler that has to take care of a whole ass manor hasn't made his rebellious ward clean some of it as punishment. Bruce probably has done chores in the manor way more often than Dick or any of his kids, because they are disciplined by Bruce, their father, not Alfred.

And that's not even talking about all the time in the comics where Bruce doesn't have Alfred, because he is on mission, or kept away, or Alfred left, and he takes care of himself. It happens in Knightfall, it happens in Gotham Knights, and neither of these time do Bruce get another employee, he takes care of himself on his own. ALFRED IS DEAD IN CANON SINCE 2019, Bruce takes care of himself. Also, he canonically has ocd and is known for being controlling, this man 100% needs his stuff cleaned in a certain way.

Unless it's something like "he can cook but he can fucked up because...", I don't wanna hear it. He doesn't need to be a Michelin chef, but he knows how to made basic food. He knows how to clean after himself. The reason he doesn't help more is because Alfred can be as controlling as Bruce about how things need to be.

And I'm sure some comics go against what I said here, but these are wrong and I will physically fight the writers.

ME TOO

Ice takes up way too much space in drinks. I prefer more drink than ice, thank you. I find myself annoyed whenever the ice hits my lip too, at this point no ice please. I think I just hate ice?

-Keith

never make puns again.

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whoa a cool guy that totally has all of his organs intact

oh… oh no… anon i have bad news about my organs..

actually i’m sure my spleen is intact it’s just not intim