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annoyed/grumpy most of the time is what salty means. it could also mean your flesh is salty, cause it is, i’ve licked several people, including myself

Lance called me salty after I lost a Monopoly game… What does salty mean??

-Keith

turns out im really salty

Lance called me salty after I lost a Monopoly game… What does salty mean??

-Keith

eagle :3

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how dare you >:[

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YIPPEE GOOD JOB DICKHEAD 👍👍👍👍

I JUST GOT ENGAGED!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?

i did it guys, i proposed!! :D

love that will has the handwriting of a doctor

demigod handwriting!!

ive reached the peqk of boredom

i tried

always an angel never a god.

imagine 7 year old annabeth becoming a child soldier and seeing her big sister die and thinking it was her fault. 14 year old luke seeing his younger sister sacrifice her life for his and annabeth’s and getting so angry at the gods, especially zeus for turning his daughter into a tree and hermes abandoning him and his mother when he could have easily helped. percy dragging his unconscious best friend up a hill then seeing his mother ‘die’ after being abused by gabe for so long and then becoming a soldier and basically a water boy for the gods. silena after finding out her boyfriend died and that its all her fault because shes helping luke, the traitor of camp. clarisse getting verbally abused by her father because shes a girl then seeing her crush die in her arms because she wouldnt help. jason after being abandoned by his mother at two and being raised by wolves then having his memory taken away and dying before he got to say goodbye to his best friend. piper after being sent away to a wilderness camp when all she wants is attention from her dad and then he gets kidnapped and almost killed. leo after gaea kills his mom and he has to run away from all of his foster homes. frank after his mom died in war and before he hoes to her funeral he finds out the only thing keeping him alive is a piece of firewood and his father is a god. hazel after dying and spending over 70 years in asphodel before her brother finds her and brings her back from the dead. nico after he realizes he’s gay but he’s in 1920 italy, his mother dies, gets his memories wiped, he’s dumped at the lotus casino, he gets out a goes to a military school, he develops a crush on percy, finds out he’s a demigod, his sister abandons him, he finds out his sister died and his crush tells him, he tries to hate him but he cant because it was his fault that his sister died, finds out his sister chose rebirth, finds out he has another sister and brings her back from the dead, goes back and forth from cj and chb because he doesnt belong, goes to tartarus willingly, gets trapped in a jar for 8(?) days, watches his crush and his crush’s girlfriend fall into tartarus, then not preventing an accidental su!c!de, then watching his best friend die.

always an angel never a god.

as far as everyone was concerned. percy had a year left to live in tbotl. and i know that we didn't see what that like for him because it didn't matter plot-wise. but i would have loved to read it. give me percy who is hardly speaking up at the dinner table. half-asleep and behind on last week's homework. give me percy who is clearly losing the will to live and trudging around the apartment like he doesn't care where his feet takes him. give me percy who is sneaking out of the house and visiting montauk. sitting along the beachside shore. wondering why his only purpose in life is that of a soldier and not of a kid.

lmao i cant wait to see that in season three of the show

PEREUS-

are you okay

If iwasnt dizzy rightnow, id run away n join the circus

never lonely at the circus

sally you really dont wanna know what that means please dont look it up

-alex (percy’s bestie since he was 12)

Sally you have alpha sigma rizz and 10978 AURA

What??