Sam: I Wish More Foods Were Named In The Same Vein As “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”.  Steve:

I 100% agree with this.

I curse fucking much, when im upset or even when im happy.

But i never ever yell slurs or any racist shit.

i just wanna say that slurs don’t just “slip out” when they aren’t part of your everyday vocabulary. the worst thing ive ever had slip out at an inappropriate time was an “oh fuck” when i messed up in art class, because i don’t use violent slurs that i have no right to say.

just remember that the next time your friend, or some youtuber, yells out a racist slur when he gets beat at a video game. it’s not the kind of thing that comes out by accident when you never use it usually.

🆕 🎥 | don’t imagine how much I would have liked to see this in the movie

I just have a daydream which i continue for 8 days straight and then it gets boring and i go and watch another character being tortured

People born in 2015 are now 36 years old.

Let that sink in.

How about instead of storming area 51, we storm the literal concentration camps and the places where they keep small children in cages

My family: *calls me lazy for not doing anything all day*

Me who has been putting all energy in not Kermitting the self deletus:

But does it work with animals?

how to draw arms ? ? 

Haha.

Murderer: *stabs me*

Me: OMG IM DYINGGGGG DADDY

Murderer: wha

What did anny do to deserve so much hate from michael jackson.

He made a whole song about how he can walk and she can not.

Like... thats petty.