I Will Be Deleting This App In Pursuit Of Recovery.

Murderer: *stabs me*

Me: OMG IM DYINGGGGG DADDY

Murderer: wha

Roses are read, violets are purple. Hope y’all now know the colours, you frikking shurple

My frikking head

Rip doctor strange, he will be missed

Can you believe Peter has two dads in canon

*sees a decapitated body* so no head?

Im in the mood to run people over with my car.

But i dont have a car.

So everyone is save.

...for now

I shall repost this everytime i see it, too much people die becouse they feel like seeking help is considered weak.

And that needs to stop

This beter work

This is the money cat, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!

Me: *leaving internship for the day* see ya tomorrow bestie

Also me 5 minutes later sending them a text where I explain I am completely burned out and can't come for a while: goodnight bestie but I'm about to tell you something that you might just not like.

O worm

compare.