Ppl Make Fun Of Creepypasta Titles Being Too Descriptive Like “I Went Hiking With My Class, It Didnt

put a finger down if you had a cat named cuddles but he didn’t like to cuddle and was always super nice and cute and mrrfs? at you whenever you say “hi cuddles! i love you!” but is a bit strange at times like you didn’t really see him at night and he was always in your office standing on official documents and such cuz cats like paper right and then one day cuddles comes up to you and sits on your lap and you’re like cuddles wtf are you okay b/c cuddles is NOT cuddly and then cuddles looks you straight in the eyes and opens his mouth to mrrf! cuz you said hi cuddles i love you like always but instead you hear a super distorted hi cUdLles i lOv you and it’s all glitchy and stuff so you scream and dump cuddles off your lap and throw your glass of water at him and it shatters and you were folding laundry so you throw all of that at him too and then you wake up and were like oh it was a dream thank goodness but you never see that glass again and you swear you hadn’t folded that shirt why are my clothes so wrinkly and when you move the couch a couple weeks later you find a little tiny piece of broken glass but you dismiss it as nothing but paranoia but he’s acting kinda weird after that and then one day cuddles

just a typical day murdering my brother yeaaa

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

oh yes please

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

despite everything, somehow still a little shocked it's this controversial to say "being born in august does not make you more outgoing or impulsive or perceptive than being born in february" but that's okay. we'll get there.

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Thanos?

The nearby Village simply knows you as the hunter who lives in the forest, but you have a dark secret. You are the former dark Lord. Today you returned from a hunt and found the Hero that defeated you in your Hut.

and I was ACTUALLY having a good day

As much as I'm excited for a solo book on solangelo, I really wanted a book focusing on Piper and Jason after the war. I wanted to see them trying to find Leo, trying not to give up, the breaking point where Piper realized this entire relationship wasn't real, the break up, them still being friends and having to remind themselves that they were never dating, and it was all just a fever dream.

I wanted to see them going into that parking lot and being separated, that fear of losing another friend, I wanted to see Jason learning that one of them wasn't going to be around that long, his mindset, him deciding that he wouldn't let Piper die, them fighting outside, Piper knowing Jason was going to do something reckless, and them going their separate ways, because Piper can't bare another friend keeping a secret from her, because she still feels guilty over Leo, and inside she still feels as if the reason Leo didn't tell them the plan was because he didn't trust her, didn't trust them.

The story doesn't have a happy ending. Its a prequel, its everything that lead up to Jason's sacrifice. Piper and Jason were always a tragedy, and I feel like Rick could have expanded on that.

I just realized the seven dwarves are like the English language. Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy, and Doc Here’s the rule that everything follows and here’s the exception.

I am SO in!!!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. There are paranormal shows about finding Bigfoot and there are too many ghost hunters. But faerie hunting is an untapped medium. I need a team. Faerie Finders. Let's get abducted on a shaky cam.

who gave him the right to be so hot

here have a dose of serotonin

my favorite relationship is the one between humans and dandelions. in childhood we instinctively blow on its little fuzzy seed carriers. we take the role of the wind, we help the dandelions in a crucial part of their lives, and in return we get a wish and a moment of happiness. this is how nature is meant to work. we are just as unaware of our goodness as the honey bees are, pollinating the flowers