I Am About As Fragile As If You Found A Pile Of Bones And Then Tried To Recreate A Skeleton With Them

human: i learned from you, and now your hunger lives in me.

based on the new dreamxd lore

Such a handsome boy

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i get the most random urges to be productive like. it will be 12 am and i have to get up at 6 in the morning tmrw but no. i must suddenly clean my entire room.

I’ve never understood live fast and die young mentalities. Mostly because I’ve met a bunch of old people who never stopped living fast.

have you ever looked up the definition of a word you don’t know and it just gives you another word

like ????? I don’t know what gasconade means, do you really think I know wtf rodomontade means???

Wow! A compliment? For me??

*all the keefe fangirls start wearing them too*

Tam: wtf

Tam: What the H-E-double FUCK are you wearing Keefe

Keefe, wearing a fluorescent yellow trench coat with rhinestones stuck all over it to spell “too cool for u” and crocs with demon butterflies doodled on them: Starting a fashion movement

so it’s just toph with the gaang

The Princess has been kidnapped by Bandits. The Royal Family can only imagine what Horrors she must go through. Meanwhile in the Bandit Camp they started teaching her lockpicking.

I mean, I know there’s a man-eating tornado coming, but couldn’t you wait until AFTER making my quad long shot venti caramel mocha frappuccino with 2 pumps of vanilla and two pumps of hazelnut with extra sugar? Jeez. Everything is such a hassle these days. Apocalypses, am I right?

writing a letter to his mom