momspaget

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Little dog farts are a special kind of hell.

Ford so self-loathing he could do that Donnie Darko line. how's it feel to have a wacko for a brother

One of the worst things about depression is how once it sinks its talons into your mind, it feels insurmountable. You could be doing everything to try & get better, to do things you love, to watch things you love but find that you just feel numb. & that numbness settles in your bones. Then it feels like that’s the only feeling you’ve ever known. You feel numb when good things happen but when something bad happens? That’s the only time the numbness goes away & briefly tags in hurt or grief or sadness to push you deeper. It’s so exhausting.

"bill comes back to gravity falls powerless" au except ford beats the shit out of him

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

I guess I’m combining hyperfixations here but I literally cannot get the idea out of my mind & have to word-vomit it somewhere:

Wouldn’t it be wild if Ford had some sort of severance procedure sometime in his portal era as a way to try & stop Bill from possessing his body all the time? And what if the “innie” version of Ford was the one who came through the portal? & went through Weirdmaggedon? & had all those experiences? & then one day on the Stan O’ War II he just…wakes up as his “outie” somehow. He’s so confused & disoriented because that version of him is still in the portal. That version of him doesn’t realize he’s much older now. That version of him is still in survival mode. & the moment he sees Stan he’s confused, paranoid, distrustful. Imagine all the progress the Stan Twins had made just suddenly disappearing because of it.

i was *this* close to writing McGucket instead of gnomes

slapping this badge on my blog

God didn’t give me drawing skills because he knew I would be absolutely DIABOLICAL with it.

there are not nearly enough au's about newly divorced and single father fiddleford moving in with ford to work on their project and both of them essentially co-parenting tate while dancing around the fact that they're in love.

In light of the Superbowl yesterday, let's all remember who the REAL star is:

Whenever you reach 25, you unlock a new adult DLC. The problem is that it’s completely random. It could either be “hey I’m not allergic to [insert food] anymore!” or your knees hurt every time it rains. Up to you to figure out which one you get.

Life finds a way, even in the cracks of concrete.

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

just thought I'd leave this here.

we are all Colleen Caviello right now

Happy Lunar New Year 🐍🥂🎆

free him he did some of that but his haters are annoying

Someone needs to invent a way to take the gas trapped in your body & convert it to gas you can put in your car bc istg I would never have to go to gas station ever again

unlike some scoundrels on this site i was never memed into disliking lemon demon

Halsin says trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

something something gotta be the most educated person in your family so they’ll finally listen

the voice of the devil

his aim has never been better

Listen guys, gals, nb pals, I cannot lie & say that any of the silly jokes I’ve posted are intentional. They’re not. I post shit purely bc I think it’s funny. It’s just a very pleasant bonus that you guys like the dumb shit I post too.

I’m not gonna lie, more than half the things I post are just for stupid af jokes & I don’t get how people find the silly shit I post funny. Literally I am my own target audience when I make jokes. Anyone else who finds enjoyment in them is a very pleasant bonus.