Ppl Online: Omg Ford Would Have Such A Hard Time Getting Used To Cellphones

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Ford and Fiddleford if they were British cops in the 70s

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

that new invader zim movie is out today which means it’s time for me to convert back into my 12yr old emo phase and nobody can stop me

Listen guys, gals, nb pals, I cannot lie & say that any of the silly jokes I’ve posted are intentional. They’re not. I post shit purely bc I think it’s funny. It’s just a very pleasant bonus that you guys like the dumb shit I post too.

Sometimes I see shit in the Gravity Falls fandom that makes me want to tweet hot takes but the angel (aka my partner) holds me back

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

something something gotta be the most educated person in your family so they’ll finally listen

the voice of the devil

Austria Appreciation Post because he’s a cute dork