I’m Like 3/4s Of The Way Through & I’m So So Grateful Someone Is Doing The Literal LORD’S WORK

In light of the Superbowl yesterday, let's all remember who the REAL star is:

This is so real to me bc I had a guardian as a kid who would do that even when I was actually doing things like work around the house. It makes you feel like you need to strive for perfection but, even if you achieve said “perfection”, it’s still not enough.

ive also come to the conclusion that "laziness" is probably the stupidest, most hurtful, least useful, deliberately cruel concept in the world

your life can look so different, so much better, in just a few months. keep going.

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

30+ Years AU Pages 11 and 12! The Nile is a river in Egypt. 😔 Two pager today as penance for the long wait! Thanks for reading y’all.

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this is making me laugh

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong